Beto O’Rourke’s youthful artistic experiments included a poem pleading for genital grooming and a sacred cow to lactate, according to newly unearthed documents.

At age 16 in 1988, under the pseudonym – “Psychedelic Warlord” – O’Rourke, now 46, authored “The Song of the Cow” — a bizarre piece of experimental writing that included lines asking for a cow to “buff” and “scrub my balls.”

Sadly, an excerpt of the poem can be viewed below:

I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.

Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.

“The Song of the Cow” isn’t the only odd piece of written work recently excavated from the former Texas congressman’s past. As part of a Reuters investigation published Friday, it was discovered that O’Rourke — who was a member of the hacking group “Cult of the Dead Cow” — wrote a short story about deliberately running over a group of children in his car.

“As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head,” O’Rourke wrote.

Thankfully for O’Rourke’s chances in the Democratic primaries, he is not alone in having a past that contains some unusual writings.

In 1972, Sen. Bernie Sanders wrote an essay in the Vermont Freeman describing a woman who “fantasizes being raped by 3 men simultaneously.” Sanders wrote: “And Men. Men are in pain too. They are thinking, wondering. What is it they want from a woman? Are they at fault? Are they perpetrating this man-woman situation? Are they oppressors? The man is bitter.”

We would go on but really at this point, we can’t take it anymore. This country needs to stop retweeting and promoting these morons, even if it is to laugh and mock. They are not candidates for the Presidency, they’re just not.

The fact that the Democratic Party would, with a straight face even let these people fly under the DNC banner is beyond reason. There is really no longer a bi-partisan system in place in this country. It is a team of adults, versus children and some of the adults are just as bad as the kids.

This is the core reason why nothing gets done and why spending as well as everything else continues to spiral out of control.