Apparently according to NPR, It’s the burning question that tens of millions of Americans have spent five long, anxious days waiting and wondering about: Will there be any dogs in the White House come January?
In reality we’ve been stunned by obvious and blatant election tampering of a magnitude not seen before in this country… but… doggies!
In what was likely the most consequential election of a lifetime, this is probably the least consequential implication. But it’s what the MSM is pushing along with of course the pre-mature and honestly illegal announcement and proclamation of President and Vice President Elect. That set of titles is not used until an election is over and called by the electoral college, not the media.
In case you didn’t know, the Electoral College of the United States refers to the group of presidential electors required by the Constitution to form every four years for the sole purpose of electing the president and vice president.
One of whom, it has widely been reported recently is none other than Hillary Clinton. While she has publicly shared her endorsements of these two, the Electoral College has of course not as the counting of votes is for some reason not complete yet. Thus, any proclamation before that is not legal, nor is it in any way good form.
Could be bad news for Jill Biden, (and her running mate) Joe who as you now know have two German shepherds, Major and Champ. Both pups are reportedly “raring to get into the White House and tear shit up!” a spokesman for the campaign says. This may sound familiar as the self proclaimed winners have essentially run on a campaign of exactly that and in every regard.
While there is a very long tradition of presidential pets, this hardly offsets the potential for not only undoing all of the tremendous accomplishments of the current administration, But worse, the proposed changes Joe wants to make. These changes if sought to fruition will plunge the US into third world territory in a matter of months.
This of course is an occurrence China, among others are celebrating these days as they stand to gain in a lot of big ways. We at the RPI have to wonder just how much money the Biden’s will be paid now?
The economic impact and job figures alone of their “new plan for America” are shocking to say the least.
But, we’d better get back to the top story right? NBC News has reported that Major will be the first rescue dog in the White House. The Bidens fostered and then adopted Major two years ago, through the Delaware Humane Association.
The Bidens got Champ as a puppy in 2008, while Biden was still doing nothing as a former vice president.
On Twitter, Democratic dogs are unleashing a lot of joy over the news apparently. The usual smattering of ridiculous posts and pictures complete with moronic commentary have absolutely flooded twitter today.
And, that’s it… there you are, completely updated on the world of politics. Don’t worry about the coup, or the votes, or the countless evidence against a legitimate election, the never before seen volume of seriously interested democratic voters in counties where the votes outnumber residents almost 2 to 1 in some cases… just look at the doggies and keep tweeting yours.
Oh, and if by chance there are any changes to this outcome, it certainly is a plot by Russia, just ignore that and we’ll carry on to greatness with the first Black Female President and her sidekick Larry… or Joe. Yes, Joe.